I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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