If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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