Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
