We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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