I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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