I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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