Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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