But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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