I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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