Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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