Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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