No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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