he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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