how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
there is puke in my bra ... again
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