Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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