If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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