is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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