Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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