I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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