Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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