Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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