i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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