I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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