He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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