what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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