which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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