I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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