But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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