Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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