I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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