oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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