Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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