So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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