no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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