Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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