North Korea, Best Korea!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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