Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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