remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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