umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my sisters under your porch take her home
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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