But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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