Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
