READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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