I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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