This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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