Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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