Do you still have your period?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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