I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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