And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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