lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and i looked up. we had an audience...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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