he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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