Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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