Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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